CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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