I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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