i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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