I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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