what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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