Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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