There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
tell me about the fingering
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