I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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