dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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