Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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