i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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