who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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