Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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