god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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