She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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