is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Girls should come with a carfax report
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
