she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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