My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
