If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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