I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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