i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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