well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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