got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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