I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
