your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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