we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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