So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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