That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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