I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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