When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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