at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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