Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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