Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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