this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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