just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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