I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Pooping to opera.
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