super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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