Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
