I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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