I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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