he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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