I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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