Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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