I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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