Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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