He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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