Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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