Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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