Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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