Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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